bedquest: dear fucking tumblr this is a fucking bumblebee this is a fucking bee this is a fucking hornet this is a fucking wasp as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
Being the first one to wake up at a sleepover:
aepicstranger: thisretrodreamisneverending: In physics the other day my teacher started having this coughing fit so he says ‘I THINK SATAN IS CHOKING ME’ and I just went ‘Sorry’ and he stopped coughing omg I think everyone in my class is terrified now. i am still laughing at this from like twenty minutes ago
lullabyofamarionette: rapedbyrapture: It is your wedding day, you have waited for this moment all of your life. The ceremony begins, and as you watch your bride-to-be begin her walk down the isle, the music begins… KISS KISS, FALL IN LOVE.
cryingbecausemerlin: my ICT teacher was wearing a bow tie today so i said BOW TIES ARE COOL and he looked at me with a completely straight face and said ‘come along pond’
The awkward moment when you get a flashback of...
gingersmind: sodamnrelatable: this is fucking perfect, though sometimes I get violent too…
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thewomaninkevlar: candylandtimelord: A hunter A companion A timelord A wizard A witch A detective A doctor A hobbit An angel A blogger
evilhasnever: purrawontblink: these keep being awesome
lesbianathogwarts: asianpredator: domodisciple: asianpredator: itsdeepforhappypeople: strangeharpy: edgebug: sprightlyvigilante: the year is 2066. physical contact has been outlawed. hug dealers tenderly embrace people in the dead of night and shady people hold hands in dark streets i want to read this novel I want to write this novel. I want to edit this novel. Sounds like...
writerintheimpala: I quoted Rose Tyler in an essay and my cover page didn’t even have a grade on it. So I flipped through the packet and there wasn’t mark on it. Then I turned it over and my teacher had wrote, “Promise never to remind me of Rose Tyler again and you will have your 100%” I think my teacher is the Doctor. O_______O