Is It Normal to Obsession Hop So Much?: Archive

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Teachers

Does anyone else ever have problems having one on one talks with teachers? My one assignment is pretty much a week overdue and its a massive assignment that I should have been working on since the beginning of the semester. This is the second time I’m going through this class having dropped out last year. I like the teacher for this class but whenever I think of talking to him alone I feel...

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This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.

Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
Woman: That's a shame. 
Me: Why?
Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay. 
Cashier: Why is it a shame?
Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman: It's offensive!
Me: But how does it affect you?
Woman: What?
Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.

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No Sacrifice, No Victory: So I was explaining... →

thatcarmustbejapanese: Me:…And so Bumblebee was practically helpless without his T-Cog. A T-Cog is a device that lets them transform. Friend: But can’t he use his guns? Me: …Using guns is technically transforming too, so he can only fight with his fists… Friend: Oh… Me: So, when Bumblebee…

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Lol...

thatcarmustbejapanese: Starscream I see your heels…

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“Now, my four-year old daughter insists I call her Arcee. Of course, I am Optimus...”

– Doug Cornelius http://www.wired.com/geekdad/2012/03/operation-bumblebee/ (via draqua)

Mar 22nd

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Weeee: THE SECOUND GRADER WHOS FAVORITE... →

stormypopsicle: So today at work, (i am a lunch monitor at a elementary school) I approached a table with four boys in the back making trouble. when i say trouble, just beating each other with their lunch pails. they were about 2nd graders? I’m not sure. the schools huge and i have trouble keeping track of their…

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teamberemylove: the-cyclopes-are-watching: Oh my goodness, this #ReplacePotterQuoteWithBacon trend on Twitter is killing me with how great it is. *Looks like an idiot laughing hysterically in front of hundreds of other students*

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When I sing... →

funniest10k: at home: when my favorite song play on the radio<strong/strong> in the shower: in the computer: if someone asks me to sing: Following this blog may be the greatest thing you have ever done

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Just realized that Tenzin, Aang’s son and Korra’s...

masterarrowhead:

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The first episode of Legend of Korra was magical

kariohki: SO. MAGICAL. Gifs under the jump cause of spoilers since this was a leak Read More

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Can you just imagine the people who run the...

Commanding Officer: What a fine day this is. Ah, I see Justin Beiber is trending again. Good, good.
Agent: Sir! Sir! Thank god you're here! We've had a dramatic increase in activity over the past two hours!
Commanding Officer: The Walking Dead finale, is it? Our systems can handle that, not to worry, Agent.
Agent: It's... It's not that...
Commanding Officer: Why... why are you so pale? Don't tell me... please... it can't be...
Agent: I just checked twitter... I just... and it's just...
Secretary of Defense: EVERYONE, EVERYONE STAY CALM.
Commanding Officer: Is it them?! Good gods, someone please tell me what's happening!
Agent: The Padababy has been born, I repeat, the Padababy has been born.
Secretary of Defense: THE SUPERNATURAL FANDOM IS ON THE MOVE, EVERYONE, INITIATE STATE OF WORLDWIDE EMERGENCY.
Commanding Officer: AGENT MICHAELS, BACK UP OUR DATA. JENNY, CALL TWITTER AND GOOGLE... HECK, JUST... JUST CALL EVERYONE. SOMEBODY GET ON TUMBLR AND TRY TO DEFUSE THE SITUATION.
Agent: It's too late! The activity just keeps growing!
Commanding Officer: WE NEED TO PULL OURSELVES TOGETHER PEOPLE. JENNY, QUIT CRYING DAMN IT AND CALL NASA. WE'RE GOING TO NEED BACK UP ON THIS.

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When people look hot from behind. →

the-absolute-funniest-posts: Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

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In the future~

Child: Mummy? What's this game?
Me: What's it called?
Child: The Legend of Zelda?
Me: 
Child: 
Me: 
Child: 
Me: 
Child: 
Me: ...... Zelda, get your brother Link, I have some explaining to do.